Late last night Mark Sanchez was found unconscious and well done in his personal tanning bed. He was discovered by his neighbor down the hall who smelled what he described as “the most delicious aroma ever” and wanted to check on what Mark was cooking. After freeing Mark from the padlocked tanning bed, Wayne Knight called 911. Right now the police have no suspects but they have named a person of interest, Tim Tebow. Tebow is wanted for questioning due to the peculiar image of Jesus Christ Tebowing in the burns on Sanchez’s back. Please stay with us at The Sports Dump for more information on this bizarre story.