The Morning Dump: 4/13/12

We at The Sports Dump want to wish you a safe and non-scary Friday the 13th.  Here is something to think about.  As a sports fan what would be the scariest thing that could happen in the world of sports?

Rex Ryan accidentally tweets a nude picture of himself.

Gregg Williams plays the bad teacher in the next Karate Kid rehash.  I want to see that so bad.

Brett Favre un-retires from retirement just to un-retire from retirement again.

John Calipari starts coaching high school basketball and the number of high school freshman that leave school increases 87%.

The 3 OT games last night in the NHL playoffs were legit.  The Bruins took the first step to defending their Stanley Cup with a win last night.

The Saints have named Joe Vitt as their interim coach for the 2012 season.  Should be good as long as he doesn’t get suspended for the first 6 games of the season.

Ryan Tannehill trying to throw his way into the 3rd pick.

Yesterday Brian Billick compared Ryan Tannehill to JaMarcus Russell.  Wow.  Before you get worried that your team is going to draft Tannehill, know that Billick said he had Russell as the highest rated player EVER on the Ravens draftboard when he came out.  He warned against using “Need” as a talent evaluator.

The Chicago Bulls have the deepest and best bench in the NBA.  If Derrick Rose can score 2 points and the Bulls can win then the East is in trouble.

Charles Barkley better quit talking about my boy Kevin Love getting a concussion, or he is going to become The Sports Dump’s next Public Enemy.

If he kisses anything for $5, you should see what he does for $10.

Apparently Pele is so broke, that he is being forced to kiss things for $$.  That is what happens when you make the choice to speak negatively of Messi.  You are dead to me Pele.  Dead to me.

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2 thoughts on “The Morning Dump: 4/13/12

  1. Love did go down pretty easily…

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