In what has to be the single most DICULOUS (inside joke) college football news in a while, the Stanford Cardinals have renamed their offensive coordinator position to the Andrew Luck Director of Offense. The name change was in honor of an unnamed donor to the program but WOW.
Some other schools should get on this.
LSU: Jordan Jefferson Director of the Botched Snaps
Ohio State: Jim Tressell Director of Turning the Blind Eye
UNC: Butch Davis Director of Tutor Compliance
Penn State: I can’t think of anything. They haven’t really been in the news lately.
Give me some of your ideas.