This isn’t the Charlie of 15 years ago talking. That guy was young, strong and stupid. There was not a person that I would not have even considered not fighting. I didn’t mind getting in involved in a fight every weekend. Hell, I think I even spent an entire year trying to fight every male who graduated from Statesville High between 1996-1998. Immature? Yes I was, but I have changed. My list of people who I would not fight has grown larger than the list of people I would fight and for the first time in my life a 135 lb woman has made the list.
Ronda Rousey has made the cut. The baddest women in the world is now officially on my I Want No Part Of You List. For those of you who don’t know who Ronda Rousey, you either don’t follow MMA or you have both your arms working at their full capacity. She is the current Strikeforce 135 lb women’s champ and 2008 Olympic bronze medalist in Judo and she has a lust for separating arms from human bodies. She is 9-0 in her young MMA career and all 9 victories have come from 1st round arm bar submissions. Her rise to stardom is being compared to a young Mike Tyson.
So you do your thing Miss Rousey and if you want my lunch money or anything, please just ask. I love my arms too much to ever cross you.