The Morning Dump: 8/28/12

Off the Red Bull wagon and it’s glorious.

I am checking my sports book to see the over/under on what quarter in week 1 Mike Wallace injures a hammy and betting the under.

The Jets and Rams traded 2 pieces of O-Line trash yesterday and did nothing to help their teams. 

Is this 2011?  The Cardinals are getting hot at the right time and our making a run at the N.L. Central leading Reds.

Roger Clemens says he has no other pitching plans, but I don’t see that.  He has to have an end game here.  I think he pitches in Houston this year and starts his Hall of Fame clock over again.  Doesn’t want to be in the Bonds class.  Plus nobody makes the HOF with frosted tips.

You got to love minor league baseball gimmicks.  Justin Toole played all 9 positions for the Carolina Mudcats over the weekend.  Sports Dump Prediction:  High School Baseball 3rd Base Coach in 2013.

“Touching me, touching you.”- Neil Diamond:  Not at Penn State’s Beaver Stadium anymore after they have taken the Diamond classic out of its rotation.  Other songs to ban… I Think We’re Alone Now-Tiffany and Gary Glitter’s rock anthem.

I really want Jared Allen to get the single season sack record of 23.  He came up 1 short last year and the record still belongs to the Favre aided Strahan.

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2 thoughts on “The Morning Dump: 8/28/12

  1. Do you really think Clemens is trying to get back in the Majors to set the clock on the HOF. He has been rockin frosted hair on and off for a decade!! Go Clemens

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