Lionel Messi Has Sired A Future Soccer Legend

The world’s greatest soccer player and Sports Dump obsession, Lionel Messi first-born son arrived last week and was signed to a club contract with Barcelona 20 minutes after his birth.   Messi’s girlfriend, Antonella Rocuzzo gave birth to Thiago Messi last Friday and the player is overjoyed.  The only ones who are disappointed are the billions of women who wanted to be the first to birth a Messi offspring and Pele.  Messi missed practice on Friday, but will be back to break Pele’s record of 75 goals (Messi has 73) for club and country in one calender year.

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