Let The Torture Begin!

Torture:

  1. an act committed by a person acting under the color of law specifically intended to inflict severe physical or mental pain or suffering (other than pain or suffering incidental to lawful sanctions) upon another person within his custody or physical control;
  2. “severe mental pain or suffering” means the prolonged mental harm caused by or resulting from – (A) the intentional infliction or threatened infliction of severe physical pain or suffering; (B) the administration or application, or threatened administration or application, of mind-altering substances or other procedures calculated to disrupt profoundly the senses or the personality; (C) the threat of imminent death; or (D) the threat that another person will imminently be subjected to death, severe physical pain or suffering, or the administration or application of mind-altering substances or other procedures calculated to disrupt profoundly the senses or personality;
  3. Making someone watch the Jacksonville Jaguars vs. the Tennessee Titans;

imagesThis is the moment the United States intelligence community has waited on all year.  The week 17 matchup of the Jaguars and Titans looks to be one of the most productive moments in decades for getting valuable information from our captive enemies.  Active C.I.A. Director, Michael J. Morrell thinks that the forced viewing of the game will be a huge turning point in many investigations.  Morrell said “It is a very rare occurrence that you get such a “Perfect Storm” of torture than a Titans/Jaguars game.  I fully expect to learn the whereabouts of no less than 20 high level members of the terrorism community.”  Thank you Jacksonville and Tennessee and God Bless America.

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